Carpets for sale - In Istanbul, you are never more than 6ft away from a Carpet Salesman.

TOP TEN REASONS FOR NOT BUYING A CARPET

1. We've already got one.
2. How can you be so insensitive when we've just been made homeless!?!?
3. Does it fly? The guy in the other shop promised us that his flew?
4. I have no money with me today.
5. I promise I will return.
6. I only buy carpets from empowered Turkish business women.
7. Ich splooke nuf oskifdaski!!
8. I once had a car pet, but I forgot to open the windows and he expired in the heat.
9. I don't want a carpet. I just want a friend.
10. I hate carpets.