Grand Bazaar - Tons of shopping in good prices, but only for the Brave!

Hello! Hello! Yes, you sir. Are you English? No? American? Aaaah. Beautiful Place. Is very nize. You like Istanbul? You seen the sights? Ah sir! Blue Mosque. Blue Mosque very nize. You like Carpets in Blue Mosque? You want buy Carpet? No? No. You want see museum? My museum. Is antique carpets! All is very old. Antique. No! No no... I don't want take money off you. No, in Istanbul we are only interested in Friendship. Friendship. You know? So if you not want carpet I can show you sights. Am also guide. Yes! Beautiful sights. Is very nize. You will see many things. Many carpets. No? Where you go now? You stay for cup of tea? Is good. Is very nize. Maybe later? OK is good.